Here’s a post from my personal Facebook page a year ago, when our youngest daughter was just 5. If you didn’t know it already, five-year-olds have the very best wisdom to share:
..Conversations with the 5 Year Old..
-Mr. Awesome took the big kids to a movie-
G: Momma, is Dad your boss?
Me: Yep
G (very animated): WooHoo! So your boss is gone and you can do whatever you want?!?
Me: Well, I suppose. But what would I do?
G: Anything! You could bake all the cookies you want, and get your farts out!
Me: Really?
G (full of giggles): Yeah, it’s fun!
There you have it, folks! If you find yourself in a situation where your boss is gone and you aren’t quite sure what the standard protocol is for that kind of situation, baking and farting should help pass the time (and gas) splendidly.
Motherhood never ceases to surprise, and humble, me.
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